I've returned!

I'm back! I was absent so long because I was experimenting with new chemicals that would enable me to locate the Anti-Moose anywhere! Unfortunately, I began to walk on all fours and started to sprout antlers. I managed to reverse this process. I must be more careful....

Still here!

They have not defeated me, I'm still here!

Foiled again!

Once again, the Moose has eluded my grasp! I was sure I had it cornered, but the harsh winds knocked a tree into my tracking system! My confounded luck!!!!!!!!!!

My absence

People may wonder why it has been almost ten years since I graced the web! In truth, I was on the hunt for the dreaded Evil Anti-Moose! It kept eluding me... somehow! Do you realize now why we have this president rather than the popularly elected one? Do you realize now how a war hero can successfully be portrayed as a traitor? It is not what you think. it is the machinations of the dreaded evil Anti-Moose itself! I SHALL capture it, hopefully before any further damage can be done!

It is NOT TRUE!!!!

It is NOT TRUE that the dreaded evil Anti-Moose is the cause of the firings of the eight US Attorneys! The missing e-mails are not going to show that the attorneys were close to catching the beast, and that they were fired for it! It is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At last!!!

At last, after many, many years, I've decided to create MY weblog! I've been away from the computer for many years, searching for a certain creature... which I have yet to locate! I shall find it soon, and those fools who scoffed at me will then have to endure my ridicule as I laugh at them!!!!!