Foiled again!

Once again, the Moose has eluded my grasp! I was sure I had it cornered, but the harsh winds knocked a tree into my tracking system! My confounded luck!!!!!!!!!!

My absence

People may wonder why it has been almost ten years since I graced the web! In truth, I was on the hunt for the dreaded Evil Anti-Moose! It kept eluding me... somehow! Do you realize now why we have this president rather than the popularly elected one? Do you realize now how a war hero can successfully be portrayed as a traitor? It is not what you think. it is the machinations of the dreaded evil Anti-Moose itself! I SHALL capture it, hopefully before any further damage can be done!